What you find here is basically my brain in words and pictures. My name is Paige. I'm 20 and I speak a respectable amount of German. I love serial killers, celebrities I will never meet, fictional characters, fashion, mammals, gore, and Minecraft. I have big hair and weird facial expressions. If I could, I would live off Ritz crackers, purple grapes and string cheese.
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)