secrets, thoughts, and obsessions

What you find here is basically my brain in words and pictures. My name is Paige. I'm 20 and I speak a respectable amount of German. I love serial killers, celebrities I will never meet, fictional characters, fashion, mammals, gore, and Minecraft. I have big hair and weird facial expressions. If I could, I would live off Ritz crackers, purple grapes and string cheese.

Aug 25

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

(via j4ya)




perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same. 

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

(via tyleroakley)


nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

(via rearohdear)


religiousdad:

am i macklemore than you bargained for yet?

(via j4ya)


dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

image

what the fuck

(via j4ya)



Aug 21

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

huffingtonpost:

Wesleyan University sophomore Sally Rappaport is adding a new set of voices to the fight against victim blaming with Project “Not Asking For It.” See the full video here. 

Joss Whedon went to Wesleyan University for film when he was a kid. It’s a fantastic school. and this shit’s fucking awesome.

(via crazywriterperson)




(via anatomiae)


thefearsomefanagle:

This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions

thefearsomefanagle:

This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions

(via spiritpotato)


heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

(via serendipitousramblings)


(via jonathan)


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